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When GOD takes away something

2010-08-01T11:17:00.003-07:00

When GOD takes away

something from your hand,

dont think He’s punishing u…

he is merely emptying ur hand,

for u 2 receive something better.

Have Faith!!!

Too late for garbage

2010-08-01T11:17:00.001-07:00

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:

Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.

Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

Find someone to love me

2010-08-01T11:15:00.001-07:00

So Many Time

I Thought I’d Never

Find Sum1 To Love Me

d Way I Needed 2 B

Loved Then

U Came In My Life

&

Showed Me

Wh8 True Love

Really Is :)

Happy Valentine’s Day

I am sorry, I love you

2010-08-01T11:14:00.001-07:00

I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.

I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.

I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.

I am sorry i love you,

I can’t help it.

Sardar always smile during lightning storms

2010-08-01T11:11:00.001-07:00

Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

A:- They think their picture is being taken.

Dont carry umbrella during rain

2010-08-01T11:10:00.001-07:00

Bantas advise:-

Dont carry umbrella during rain

Keep WHISPER on ur head

ye ghanto tak geelepan

ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D

Dest kehne wale

2010-08-01T11:09:00.001-07:00

Jaankar unko, hai is baat ko jaana humne,

kis kadar palat-te hain yeh khud ko dost kehne wale.

Only you be mine

2010-08-01T11:07:00.001-07:00

Let all my smile be yours

All your tears be mine,

Let all my happiness be yours

All your sadness be mine,

Let the whole world be yours,

Only you be mine

Wish all of u a very happy Ramadan

2010-08-01T10:54:00.000-07:00

As the candle light flame,

Ur life may always be happiness claim;

As the mountain high,

U move without sigh;

like the white linen flair,

Purity is always an affair;

As sunshine creates morning glory,

fragrance fills years as flory;

with the immaculate eternal smile,

attached to u mile after mile;

All darkness is far away,

As light is on its way;

Wish all of u a very happy Ramadan

posted in Rakhi SMS

2010-08-01T10:52:00.000-07:00

I waited long for the day through the year

that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi

on my wrist and pray for my well being.

Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.

tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

2010-08-01T10:49:00.001-07:00

Boy: “I Love U” ki hunda hai?

Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.

Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya

tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

Any party which takes credit for the rain

2010-08-01T10:48:00.001-07:00

Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be

surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.

-Dwight Morrow

Any party which takes credit for the rain

2010-08-01T10:47:00.001-07:00

Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be

surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.

-Dwight Morrow

Koi achhi si saza do mujhko

2010-08-01T10:46:00.001-07:00

Koi achhi si saza do mujhko,

chalo aisa karo bhula do mujhko,

tumse bichron to maut aa jaye,

dil ki gehraiyon se aisi dua do mujh ko.

da Arabistan dashtoona

2010-08-01T10:45:00.000-07:00

Domra salamona Laka da Afganistan ghroona,

da Arabistan dashtoona,

da Hindustan filmoona,

da Paris Atroona,

da PAKISTAN daaloona,

da Pukhto mataloona.

Ao daase nor der der SALAMUNA.

Little keys open big locks

2010-08-01T10:43:00.001-07:00

Little keys open big locks

Simple words reflect great thoughts

Your smile can cure heart blocks

So keep on smiling it rocks.

Happy New Year 2010

Bakra hay ya bakri?

2010-08-01T10:42:00.001-07:00

Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”

circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,

ager bhaga to bakra

aur ager bhagi to bakri.

There is no such thing

2010-08-01T10:41:00.000-07:00

There is no

such thing

in anyone’s life

as an unimportant day.

(Alexander Woollcott)

For the best mom

2010-08-01T10:39:00.001-07:00

For the best mom

who always had a smile for me

I know we may be far apart right now

So here’s a great big hug and kiss

Happy Mother’s Day

Tumse dur rehkar tumhe miss kiya humne

2010-08-01T10:38:00.001-07:00

Tumse dur rehkar tumhe miss kiya humne,

Tumhare liye “God” se wish kiya humne,

Tumhari yaad chupke se chali aayi toh,

Toh bade pyaar se SmS kiya humne.

It’s the things that satisfies your mind

2010-08-01T10:37:00.001-07:00

It’s the thing that satisfies

ur mind, body & soul!

Do it on bed, on a sofa,

in the car or anywhere!

It’s called Prayer!

God bless ur naughty mind.

It’s a magic

2010-08-01T10:36:00.002-07:00

It’s a magic:-

1 glass thanda pani lain aur

usay apne braber baithay

shakhs per dal dein

ye “Thanda pani”

usay

“garam” ker dega

Try it on ur own risk:p

Before marriage, After marriage

2010-08-01T10:36:00.000-07:00

*Love b4 Marriage*

Janu…tum nahe to mei nahe,

mei nahe to tum nahe…

*Love after Marriage*

“baghairta”…Aj tu nahe ya me nahe

Speak less to people whom u love most

2010-08-01T10:35:00.003-07:00

Speak less to people whom u love most…..

Because if they cant understand ur silence…..

They can never understand your words….

My hearts feelings

2010-08-01T10:35:00.001-07:00

My Heart Misses A Beat

Watching You Sleep

Our Corny Slippers

Monogrammed His And Her

By The Bed Blue For Me

Pink For You

Defining kiss in Geometry & Economics

2010-08-01T10:34:00.003-07:00

What is the kiss in view…….

Geometry:- “Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 Lips”

Economics:- “Kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND

is always higher than SUPPLY”

True freedom is in inner thing

2010-08-01T10:33:00.001-07:00

True freedom is in inner thing

Its a state of mind

Its a deliberate exercise of choice

Thus

If v think

V are bound by external force,

V are deceiving ourselves

Those who disbelieve

2010-08-01T10:32:00.003-07:00

Then as to those who

disbelieve I will chastise them

with severe chastisement

in this world and the

hereafter and they

shall have no helpers .”

< Al- Qura'an >

You are ULLU

2010-08-01T10:32:00.001-07:00

U r Ultimate

U r Lovely

U r Likable

U r Unique

In short ……

U r ULLU !!!

Lets take decision

2010-08-01T10:30:00.002-07:00

=–..__..-=-._.

!=–..__..-=-._;

!=- -..(*..-=_;

!=–..__..-=-._;

!

i

i

Let’s Take Decision

To Value Our Nation

Won’t Forget Those Sacrifices,

Who Gave Us Freedom

Now Its Our Turn

To Have A Reformation.

HaPpY 61th InDePeNdEnCe DaY tO aLl (:

Lets Celebrate Dis Day.

D Day Dat Gave Us D Freedom Of Thought, Action, Faith n Speech

So I’ll propose on Halloween

2010-08-01T10:30:00.000-07:00

Just like a ghost,

you’ve been a-hauntin’ my dreams,

So I’ll propose on Halloween.

Love is kinda crazy

with a spooky little girl like you

All the colors of life

2010-08-01T10:29:00.000-07:00

May God gift you all the colors of life,

colors of joy, colors of happiness,

colors of friendship, colors of love

and all other colors you

want to paint in your life. Happy Holi.

Wish U A COOL Morning.

2010-08-01T10:27:00.002-07:00

In A Cool-Cool Morning

A Hot

Coffee

For

U

There Is No Cup & Coffee…

Your

Cell

Is

Cup

&

My

SMS

Is

COFFEE..

.

Wish U A COOL Morning.

Stealing the blue from the splashing seas

2010-08-01T10:27:00.000-07:00

Stealing the blue from the splashing seas,

A tinge of green from the youthful trees,

A bit of orange from the sunset hues,

With crystal white from the morning dews,

I have framed a bright and colourful wish

Just for you……………Good Luck!

Mujeh Ye Zid nahi mere Galay ka Haar ho jao

2010-08-01T10:26:00.001-07:00

Mujeh Ye Zid nahi mere Gally ka Haar ho jao

Akhela Chor dena , tum jahaan Be-zaar ho jao

Bhot Jaldi Samajh mein aany lagty ho Zamane ki

Bhot Aasaan ho, thory Bhot dushwaar ho jao

Mulaqakto mein wafa ls liye hona zaroori hai

Ke tum ik Din Judaaee ke liye Tayaar ho jao

Main Kesi Chal chalati Dhoop ke Sehra Se aya hoon

Bas ab Esa karo , Tum Saya-e-Dewaar ho jao

Tumhary paas deny ky liye jhoti Tasali ho

Na Aay Esa Din , Tum isqadar Nadaar ho jao

Tumhy Maloom ho jaye ga Kese Ranj Sehty hai

Meri itni Duaa hai Kaash tum Funkaar ho jao

May u may not get well that soon

2010-08-01T10:25:00.002-07:00

May u may not get well that soon. so that u are able to enjoy the

company of the demsels and get injected at regular intervals with

the vial of life! So would u call me your enemy or ur well wisher?

Please tell me even i don”t know.

Chand to tum ho hi,

2010-08-01T10:25:00.000-07:00

Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,

.

.

.

chand to tum ho hi,

sitaray bhi saath hote!!

U r in my heart

2010-08-01T10:24:00.000-07:00

Fish said to water

: you wont see my tears,

because I am in the water.

Water replied: But, I can feel your

tears because you are in my heart.

That’s FRIENSHIP

A smile to put you on high

2010-08-01T10:23:00.001-07:00

A smile to put you on high…

A kiss to set your soul alright…

Would it be alright if

I spent tonight being loved by you?

One father

2010-08-01T10:22:00.003-07:00

One

father

is

more

than

a

hundred

School

masters.

Best of luck in your exams

2010-08-01T10:22:00.001-07:00

All i want you is to be courageous

Be calm and

be self equipped with facts and figures

to conquer this exams battle.

I wish you is best of luck in your exams

I M THE FIRST 2 WISH U EASTER

2010-08-01T10:21:00.001-07:00

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 after 24 hours everyone will wish u but I M THE FIRST 2 WISH U EASTER

posted in Eid SMS

2010-08-01T10:20:00.003-07:00

Network busy number busy

No signal massage not sent….

That’s what we’ll see on 1st day of ‘’Eid’’

So “Happy Eid Day” before the rush start.

Wishing a very Happy Vijaya Dashami

2010-08-01T10:20:00.001-07:00

As the candlelight flame

Ur life may always be happy,

As the mountain high

U move without shy,

As sunshine creates morning glory

fragrance fills years as Flory,

All darkness is far away

As light is on its way.

Wishing U all a very Happy Vijaya Dashami.

May the divine light of diwali

2010-08-01T10:19:00.001-07:00

May the divine light of diwali

spread into your Life

peace, prosperity, happiness

and good health.

Christmas is a time when

2010-08-01T10:18:00.002-07:00

Christmas is a time when

everybody wants his past forgotten

and his present remembered.

What I don’t like about office Christmas parties

is looking for a job the next day.

If my tomorrow never comes, I’m sorry

2010-08-01T10:18:00.000-07:00

If My tomorrow never comes

‘I M sorry’ for all the Th¡ngs ¡ might have Sa¡d

‘I M sorry’ for all the Th¡ngs ¡ did Or didn,T Do

‘I M sorry’ ¡f ¡ ever ¡gnored you

‘I M sorry’ ¡f ¡ ever made you feel bad Or put you down

‘I M sorry’ ¡f ¡ ever thought ¡ was bigger Or better than you

‘I M sorry’ for everything wrong ¡ have ever done

I M Wr¡t¡ng Th¡s becoz ¡f My tomorrow never comes?

If I never get A chance To say sorry then I m sorry.. .. .. .. ..

khush rehne ki duaaein di hain

2010-08-01T10:17:00.000-07:00

Is dil ke har dhadkan ka ehsaas ho tum.

Tum kya jaano hamare liye kitne khaas ho tum.

juda ho k tumne hame maut se bhi battar sazaa di hai,

Phir bhi is tadapte dil ne tumhe khush rehne ki duaaein di hai.

You value your relationship

2010-08-01T10:16:00.002-07:00

“COMPROMISING” doesn’t mean that

your are wrong and someone is right,

it only means that

you value your “RELATIONSHIP”

much more then your “EGO”

Flying papers, multi colours of balloon

2010-08-01T10:16:00.000-07:00

Flying papers,

multi colours of balloon,

delicated blossom,

fantastic people,

love and laughter.

What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY.�

Dont carry umbrella during rain

2010-08-01T10:15:00.000-07:00

Bantas advise:-

Dont carry umbrella during rain

Keep WHISPER on ur head

ye ghanto tak geelepan

ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D

Bird of friendship

2010-08-01T10:11:00.001-07:00

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I’m giving to you a bird of friendship

now its ur responsibility to care it.

Plz call me, its urgent

2010-08-01T10:09:00.003-07:00

Plz call me,

its urgent.

Ek accident ho gaya hai.

.

.

.

.

.

Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,

Plz mana mat karna

.

.

Warna

.

.

GADHA mar jayega

Long after our anniversary

2010-08-01T10:09:00.001-07:00

Long after our anniversary

And

this greeting has been thrown away

Think of the thought behind it,

Each and everyday,

Happy Anniversary

It’s the things that satisfies your mind

2010-08-01T10:05:00.002-07:00

It’s the thing that satisfies

ur mind, body & soul!

Do it on bed, on a sofa,

in the car or anywhere!

It’s called Prayer!

God bless ur naughty mind.